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A barn swallow.
A son got up in the morning, went to his mother and said, “I don’t want to go to school today. The kids all tease me and the teachers hate me!” His mother looked at him sternly and said, “Michael, you’re going. You’re the principal
A very poor old woman with a small family called a radio station asking for help from God. A non-believer man who was also listening to this radio program decided to tease the woman. He got her address, called his secretary and ordered her to buy a large amount of groceries and take them to the woman. However, he sent it with the following: “When the woman asks who sent the food, tell her it’s from the devil.” When the secretary arrived at the woman’s house the woman was happy and grateful for the food and started putting it inside her small house. The secretary asked, ”Don’t you want to know who sent the food?” The old woman replied, ”No. Say thanks to whoever sent this.I don’t care WHO the person is because when GOD orders, even the devil obeys.”
It is actually a poultry-geist. A real fowl spirit. I called in an egg-orcist. He was helping it to cross over to the other side.
It’s not Prime.
It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.
"YOU'RE LOSER!"
I got some great footage.
No joke.
SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!!
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